Friday, September 18, 2009

Nepoleon seized at London Heathrow Airport

How can i introduce our prota-shit (err.. Protagonist) - Mr.Squealer
Charming, Ambitious, wanna-be Casanova.....Or in other words non-stop blabbering, butt-head and will always remain a wanna-be....

It all started at our culturally educational tour to Paris. (Cultural tour my @££, all we wanted was to take a snap in front of Eiffel tower and show it off in Orkut). Well, Mr.Squealer being the most show-off, never misses an opportunity to purchase the best trash...and guess what will be the most striking, at a Nepoleon Souvenir Shop - the exact replica of the Emperor's Pistol.










It was impressive... with its wooden handle and metal barrel it was nothing short of "le Magnifique" And our hero happily paid good cash for it...

Predictable ostentatious show-offs followed.. posing with the gun pointed at himself, at a statue, towards heaven, even at our lady guide..... some guys never grow up I guess…
Sadly every rise will have a fall... After four days of cultural learning the trip was coming to its culmination and we were back at London Airport to catch the flight back home...


While waiting to clear the Cabin luggage security clearance .... Suddenly face of the operator monitoring the luggage lit up. You guessed it - he noticed the look-alike gun (along with a jumble of dirty clothes and other trash). The operator got really animated…(the poor man was trying to be calm and was talking in his walkie-talkie... real hush) you cant blame the operator; I mean, post 911, who with the right mind will bring a (look-alike) gun to an airport…

Enter two of the biggest and meanest looking Security officers with all the armour and helmet. They politely asked Mr.Squealer to step aside…Hero, the smart dude, comprehended the situation and being the charmer himself, started explaining… to show that it is a fake gun, he proceeded to open the luggage….

“Sir, Please move away from the bag”
“Sir, Please don’t touch it”
Half the airport would have heard it….
the right hand of the security officers where ready with the gun (original, not look-alike)…..the security staff standing near him was frozen (eyes were about to jump out of her face)......all the passengers where alarmed and were ready to throw everything and run for their lives...and our hero was shaking like a leaf…. it was like in a live action Angrez movie …..

The rest is speculation – we saw him being marched off into a room and we heard that he would be thoroughly searched …. I mean thoroughly…. This is the plight of the airport security officers, yeah they get to have cool gadgets, but they also have to endure such atrocities..… after having to look at Mr.Squealer (in his birthday suit) the poor souls will have nightmares for rest of their lives ….

In the end they concluded that, bare the stupidity, our hero is harmless … Thank the stars that he decided to shave of his beard before the trip…. And after seizing the gun, let Mr.Squealer on his way… The moment he was out of that room, our hero was back with his normal charm…. blabbering, making fun, acting the Casanova….. It was as if nothing had happened at all …. This is what people like about him, give him hell, still our hero will still come out smiling …. Bravo mate


Below is a snap of the actual replica of the Emperor’s Pistol – I would also like to say that the person holding it is not, repeat not, our hero……












And no, this is not a picture of the hero pointing the gun at our lady guide....








5 comments:

Mary said...

Good fish!

prashanth said...

Hey is this vijay ???

Pathro said...

Mary, thanks :)
but you can add this for your blog too as a gadget http://abowman.com/google-modules/fish/

Prashanth...
yes man... the guy looks exactly like Mr.Vijay Santhanam :)

No Compromise said...

hey kool this hero has to vijay... cant be any one else... Prashanth what a gud guess...

Vinaykar said...

Who is this Mr. Squealer? Is it Mamu? He had the beard...

But the way heroism has been described here, it sounded like the one and only one - no points for guessing this :)